Archive | December, 2009

Embarrassing Things to Buy!

29 Dec

So I thought I’d make a list of somethings I think may be embarrassing to buy.

XS condoms

hemroid cream

adult diapers

tampons

vagasil
jock itch spray
nose hair trimmers
laxatives
lube
rogaine

I dunno. Just thought that was kinda fun. Anyone got anything else that they hate or would hate to buy?

Instantly Gratified!

8 Dec
I HATE shopping online!!!
I’m definitely into instant gratification. If I buy or pay for something, I want it right away. I hate having to wait for shit to come in the mail. And not to mention, I dont trust UPS, USPS, FedEx, eventhough they’ve never screwed me over in any kind of way.
I dunno why. I just rather go to the store or where ever and get the stuff I need.
BUT…
I ordered a Wii game from Walmart.com for my sister. And I was tracking it online and it said that it was delivered but I never got anything. So I had my husband call and see what happened. And they ended up sending another one, free of charge, and overnighted. But we ended up getting the first one we ordered the next day. So now I have two. LOLLL..
I’m so impatient.
Happy Tuesday 🙂

You’re Welcome > No Problem???1

4 Dec
I’m not sure about you, but when someone says “thank you” to me, I usually reply with a “no problem.” I was told today at work that it’s rude and that you should always say, ” You’re welcome.”
I dont get it. I was on the phone with a customer helping them out with a problem and as we were hanging up she said, “oh thank you so much.” I replied with a, “no problem” and hung up. Then some bitch next to me was like, “you should always say ‘you’re welcome’ because ‘no problem’ is sometimes considered rude.”
WTF?! Why is this the first time I ever heard this?

Anyways, TGIF!

Look at the Fams

2 Dec
UGH! I see these ugly ass stickers on the back of mini vans everyday.
If you have anything like this on the back of your car. KILL YOURSELF!
No one cares about your stick figure family.

"I’m Fired For SUREEEE!!!"

2 Dec

OMG!
So the other day I was rounding the corner, into the kitchen and all of a sudden the owner of the company that I work for was coming through the doorway the other way, and I bumped into him, and he spilled coffee on him.
I stood there for like 10 seconds with my mouth wide open like, OMG, what did I just dooo!!! Then I started saying, “oh my God, I’m soooo sorry, I’m fired. I’m fired. I’m fired. Please dont fire me!”
In the meantime, he’s smiling and brushing the coffee off his sleave and wincing in pain from the hot ass coffee.
But 2 days later, and I’m still employeed.
THANK GOD!

Happy Hump Day!