Archive | August, 2009

Where’s Grandma?

26 Aug
So I was on the way to work last week and heard on the radio that George Lopez’s grandmother died. And he had her burried and didn’t tell the rest of the family.
How funny is that!?

Happy Hump Hump Hump Day!!!


Crossing My Fingers

25 Aug
Hoping Jay really does bring his retarded lookin ass to NYC for the benefit concert on Sept. 11th. Cuz if so, I will be attending.
Needs to start selling these tickets tho.

Wedding Bells

25 Aug
So as some of you may know, I’m engaged to be married pretty soon.
Yes, I’m completely and 100% excited.
I’m young and all that and I dont plan on telling my parents until after its done.
Theres a lot of stuff that would be a lot easier if we were married and a lot of people really wouldn’t understand. So we think a very small, courthouse type wedding is perfect for now and then in a year or so we’d have a real wedding.
But I was laying in bed last night thinking about all the good things about being married. And then I thought about when we get old. Now that I know we’re getting married, and I’m going to be spending my life with him, I want him and I to live forever. Stay exactly how we are today, and never get any older.
I’m scared cuz if anything ever happens to him, I’ll live the rest of my life alone.
Theres no way to replace someone like him in your life. He’s my soul mate, my bestfriend, and my soon to be husband.


So if anyone knows where the fountain of youth is located. Just google map the directions and send them my way 🙂

Happy Tuesday!!!


22 Aug
In every Cosmopolitan magazine, there is always something like 50-100 sex tips/tricks/ways to please your man.
In every issue. And this magazine is published every month.
Where/when do the sex tips/tricks and all that, end?


A-B-C’s.. easy as 1-2-3.

21 Aug

So I stole this from Micah and my girl Fresh Princess

A – age : twenty 🙂
B – bedsize : Full… but since I share the bed its more like an extra small twin. blah lol
C – chore you hate : I dont really have any chores, except washing dishes and I dont mind that.
D – dog’s name : Dont have a dog but if I did, his name would be DoJo
E – essential start of your day item : ‘N Sync, No Strings Attached Album
F – favorite color : Daffodil yellow

G – gold or silver : Silver please
H – height : five’four
I – instruments you play(ed) : A little piano, and I played the recorder back in the day.
J – job title : Receptionist/Wifey/Favorite Daughter of both parents/Amazing older sister/ect…
K – kids : Negative, stretch marks are not for me at this time in my life!
L – living arrangements : The boobie boo.
M – moms name : Marian aka Mamacita
N – nicknames : K-Dub
O – overnight hospital stay besides birth : When I broke 3 ribs and they were puncturing my lungs. That was a long stay.
P – pet peeve : When people dont do what I tell them to.
Q – quote from a movie : “Girl Power” – Spice World
R – real shit : My blog will be cooler than yours sooner or later.
S – siblings : 2 younger sisters, 2 turtles, and 1 puppy
T – time you wake up : 6:30 am
U – underwear : Brown
V – vegetables you dislike : tomatoes
W – ways you run late : Other people taking their sweet ass time.
X – xrays youve had : xrays on my ribs/leg/shoulder
Y – yummy food you make : tune salad? I dont know how to cook :-\
Z – zoo favorites : Stinky elephants,they’re hugeee!

Happy Friday!

Fortune Cookie #1

20 Aug
So I figured since every Thursday at work is Chinese Thursday. I would start keeping track of my fortune cookies.

Todays fortune cookie says, “You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.”
I dunno what it means but I guess its cool and abstract.

Happy Friday Eve!!!

Man or WoMAN?

19 Aug
Caster Semenya is a South African runner. Won the 800 and now she is under going gender tests.

Yahoo news
says she doesn’t meet the requirements to compete as a woman.
What does that even mean???
Let me know.