Archive | July, 2009

Fuck You JRose5

31 Jul
Sooo, Sam is on NikeTalk all the time. I was interested one day and looked at it. It was a bunch of dudes clownin’ eachother or talking about some wild shit.

So I decided to make an account, completely unaware that you have to write a fuckin essay. I write a little bullshit thing about how I’m so good looking and muscular and have a lot to offer NT. It was a complete joke.

I go to NT this evening and I got a message and this is how it goes:
From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 30, 2009, 10:53 pm
Your application to Nike Talk has been denied.
From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Sent:July 31, 2009, 8:45 pm
Well fuck you too you fuckin big headed bitch. Thats why you’re still living at home with your fuckin mother. Only accomplishment in your life is being a fucking “niketalk administrator” or some bullshit. Get a real job you fuckin fake ass Flo Rida wanna be. Fuck you and the dick you ride on faggot.
From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:00 pm
You mad doggie? Ay, yo, its da internit, it aint dat serious. Fucking outta here you fucking tourette syndrome motherfucker. What a fucking queer ass faggot name you came up with? BeautySchoolDropout? Fucking faggot. JR5
From: BeautySchoolDropout
To: JRose5
Faggot? Did it ever occur to you that I’m a female? You fucking joke ass, bitch ass smut. Go wash your face.
From: JRose5
To:BeautySchoolDropout
Sent:July 31, 2009, 9:08 pm
Shut your ghetto ass up, fucking stank ass hoodrat, before I fucking knocked that weave off. Fucking trash. Wash my face? WTF, you fucking lame. You must be really trash, what fucking female gets all salty because she got denied on a message board. Fucking hoodrat, kill yourself. JR5
From: BeautySchoolDropout
To:JRose5
Weave? Your 0-2 tonight you fuckin bum ass dirtbag. I dont know why you get all vocal with females online. You know you cant pull bitches in real life!!! LOLLLL.. fornicate yourself, loser!
LOLLLLLLLL…. I love you NT fuckers.
I didnt get accepted, but it was worth a shot 🙂

Have a good weekend!!

Victory!!!

30 Jul
I finally got a job!!!! Well just a little part time job but atleast its something. It’s at a beauty supply store and I guess they thought I was highly qualified since I actually went to beauty school 🙂

But I got the afternoon shift. BLAH!

I wanted the morning shift but I’m not going to be picky.

It’s almost FRIDAYYY!!!

Looking for Instrumentals

26 Jul
Just came across this blog. Dude has every single instrumental ever I think. So if you’re into that kinda thing you should definitely check it out.

DoJo Update :(

24 Jul

Sooo… we might not be getting the dog :(… But we’ll find out next friday or something if we’re gonna get him or not. I hope so…

**Keep your fingers crossed**

Caught In The Act

24 Jul
Yesterday, Sam and I got caught having sex by his cousin.
First time I’ve ever been caught but thank God it was his cousin and not anyone else. But the awkward part of it was that I was tied up and couldn’t get untied cuz Sam was too busy covering himself up.
LOLLLL

His cousin offered to take a ride around the block a couple times. But I wasn’t in the mood anymore.

Ahhhh!

Childhood Update

24 Jul
So I got in touch with Kelly through a friend and made her make a facebook so we could keep in touch on there. She looks exactly the same but she’s going to school and stuff just as I expected. I dont know why I was expecting her to be fat and have 2 kids.


Boring!

T.G.I.F.

Samuri Soul

23 Jul
Sam and I might be getting a dog.
Thats him up there.
He’s adorable. He’s a Shiba Inu, which is an ancient Japanese dog. So we need help picking names. We have 3 that we’re considering:

1. DoJo

2. Raiden

3. MJ (cuz Sam is a huge Michael Jordan fan)

Sooo.. leave your comments, concerns, questions, or whatever 🙂

Happy Thursday!!!